Over the years a popular trend has emerged: Squishmallows. Squishmallows are round stuffed animals known for being extremely soft and very cute. They come in many shapes and sizes, and characters range from animals to fruit.
Squishmallows are very common gifts for others or just for yourself. With their expanding popularity, you may have found yourself wondering how you’re adorable stuffed animal made in the great land of China reflects who you are as a human.
Well then, read on and discover who your true self is as reflected by your Squishmallow.
#1- The OGs
Starting with the basics that we all know and love—if you are an owner of Squishmallows such as cats, koalas, etc, this means you stick with the classics. You’re not a flashy person who likes to show off; you are comfortable and confident enough to let people discover how cool you are for just being you. Your favorite movie is probably something like “The Titanic” and your favorite store is Target.
#2- The Frog
If you have the frog Squishmallow, you probably went through an Indie/Alt phase in 2020. Admit it, you turned the saturation all the way up on your photos. If this is you, you are probably really cool now because you learned from your past. I bet your favorite color is some type of green.
#3: The Unicorn
If you have the unicorn, you probably shopped at Justice when you were a kid, and now you wear bows in your hair. You’re a cutie pie just trying to relive your childhood. You’ve definitely watched all the animated Barbie movies.
#4: Food
If you have any of the food designs, you probably like to eat. You may be an artist, and you like the bright colors. Or you are some sort of baker who loves food. If you are an owner of one of these, you probably like to go get your late-night sweet treat every day (don’t we all). You are also a very bubbly and likable person.
#5: Galaxy/Rainbow
If you have one of the rainbow or galaxy designs, you are either 11 years old or very annoying. I’m sorry, but these are just so ugly. If you’re going to spend your money on a Squishmallow, at least buy one of the OGs… or one that isn’t hideous.
I hope you enjoyed this list, and I am sorry if I hurt your feelings. Leave a comment and let me know if I guessed what you are like correctly!
